Saturday, November 25, 2006
haha.. hey guys i got funny things to post.. im quite lazy to type it, so i guess, i shall copy it from somewhere.. but it meansthe same thing.. or u can just go my sis blog.. which is under lydia in the links.. u can go anytime.. anyways, this is how it goes.. this is what my sister posty la, of course..
MORNING! I have many funny things to type out. Really. You must be wondering what an 'extra blink' is. You know, when your eyelid twitches? Yeah. We normally call it twitching, but my sister said, 'MY friend got extra blink!' And I laughed my head off. We were on our way to fetch our mom from her workplace, at the childcare centre where I worked once. And it was raining (because I said I wanted to go swimming again; it always rains when I say I wanna gos swimming, so we have a plan for when I want to go swimming next; I'll go to bed dressed up as something weird and apply horrible make-up so whoever-it-is can't recognise me when I say 'Let's go swimming tomorrow' and thwart my plans) so there were people walking around in full-length yellow mackintoshes and they really looked like yellow ducks. And because my dad recently acquired this hideous yellow soft toy that looks like a cross between a dog and the koko krunch bear that I've been trying to name, I got inspired. So i went, oh! Yellow duck! It's a yellow duck! And amazingly we saw like 7 other 'yellow ducks' on our journey and it was really funny every time we saw another one. I should talk about 'muscle egg' now but ah you get the idea. Just wordplay. Anyway, my sister ate long john silver's two days ago, and threw her rubbish into the washing machine, and her socks into the dustbin. And my dad washed the laundry yesterday. Talk disintegrated coke cup. HAHAHAHA. And then, she threw her shoe over the wall. See, we have this small cupboard outside for putting our shoes and I invented a new way of putting our shoes up, that is just lifting our feet really high and slipping the footwear off. So my sister thunked her foot upwards and the shoe flew away, over the low wall that empties onto a slicing drop. Hahahaha! At least she didn't kill anyone. Oh another funny thing is that I've been trying to teach my brother Lewis about oxymorons. At first I kidded and said it's a moron who uses oxy. Hahaha ok. But then I taught him the real one in the car on our way home and then I was making him come up with some, so the first one he made was: Friendly bee. I was like, that's not an oxymoron! Because bees aren't 'factually' unfriendly, cos it has to work both ways, and he finally got it and came up with rather interesting oxymorons such as: Smelly perfume, (and you should hear the flourish with which he said) rich beggar, dark light, skinny pig. (I murmured at this one cos pigs can be skinny if you starve them I suppose) And the funny thing is when we were in the lift going up, and there was an uncharacteristic silence (See, Lams are never quiet unless they're eating) my brother suddenly exploded into sound and went: OH! I KNOW! STUPID PROFESSOR!' Hahaha. So you see, having siblings makes life a lot funnier. (Bet they say that of me, too) But having mothers is funny too, especially when yours is one that always says things wrongly. Haha not as bad as pumtart and his 'menstruak' but still funny. She says a limper is a person who limps. Okay maybe it doesn't look so funny in pixels but it sounds really funny when she says it. Yawn! It's the 24th of November already! Okay I take my leave here... Sure to be back with more funny things soon. As Marco used to say, ciao bella! (If you're a girl, that is.)
well, so thats how it goes.. LMAO.. i mean, someone shd invent a washing rubbish kinda thing, u know? well.. crap larhh.. lolx.. so many ppl goin away.. i also wanna go.. i also wan next year class to all be the same except, minus twoppl and plus two ppl, tt is.. lol.. plus all those quai boys.. irritating.. always say themselves guai.. like, ??? anyways, got them also good la.. at least they can help us with our homework .. =X